Here’s a selection of great FAQ responses from the site www.freelancehomewriters.com, and a few innocent comments:
Frequently Asked Questions
How do I know this isn’t a scam?
Answer: Absolutely not! We wouldn’t be able to do business online very long if we were only here to blindly take your money and leave you high and dry. We’ve been online for nearly 6 years now and are very proud to be legit!
Absolutely not, meaning I don’t know that this is a scam?
Also, who amongst us isn’t proud to be legit? Who amongst us uses the word “legit” who is, in fact, legit?
I’m a complete beginner and know nothing about freelance writing, will your system still be able to help me?
Answer: As long as you can follow simply directions we’ve created for you, the answer to this question is a resounding YES!
Beware the enthusiast.
How much money can I make using your system?
Answer: While I make around $500 per day using this system, I can not in no way, shape or form tell you that you WILL make the same. That’s misleading and wrong. However, it’s very possible to make what I do and even more per day. As long as you work towards your financial goals, they’ll happen 😉
I quite enjoyed the “WILL” in caps. Clearly, they are hoping the prospective freelance writer reads it fast enough so that the “WILL” pops, and not the lots of little words around it that mean “won’t” (Sure, you might want to write. Doesn’t mean you can read.) Also, the emoticon at the end is a homey touch, a way of saying, “I’m you’re buddy, feller.” By now, it seems perfectly legitimate to pay for their system, so that I, too, WILL make money.
Do I need my own websites or products or anything like that?
Answer: The simple answer is a big, fat, NO!
Hell, you don’t even need to be able to write! As long as you’ve got an active credit card…